April 25, 2008

• Possible transcript of Gary Coleman Divorce Court Trial

October 20, 2007

• World's Rarest Diseases - Real diseases, diseases from hollywood, science fiction, the past, etc.
  • Species affected? How many individuals affected? Diagnosis? Treatment? Deathrate? Scholarly articles? Type of causal agent?
  • Examples: Transporter psychosis, urchin ball skin disease

October 3, 2007

• Auctioneer school forced to make reasonable accomodation for stutters and stammerers.
• Auction houses forced to redesign auction podiums for handicapped access
• Auctioneer sometimes takes the lower bid
• USCPSC announces total recall of all products
• Ebay announces measures to allow buyers and sellers to continue auctions despite total recall of products
• African Union announces pan-national currency - The Afro
• President Carter considered to be key to success of new African Union Currency - The Afro
• Forget the homeless, or the guys begging at Home Depot, the clothesless are the new threat to the new rich
• The At Home All Day Every Day Association Of Agoraphobes releases list of home jobs that don't pay

May 11, 2007

• Search For 666 Results In Google
• Aviation Buff Gets Idea At Airshow That Maybe He Doesn't Need A Pilots License To Fly Vietnam Military Relics
• Psychologist helps patient recovery memory of where he left keys to a car that he sold 28 years ago
• Utility companies start program to help rural residents living under power lines learn to hum in tune with the high voltage currents
• Automated Crop Circle Recognition Software
  • Plan to equip airliners with ground facing cameras and automated software to recognize crop circles.
• Ecoterrorist turns pirahnas loose in Loch Ness, claims this is the best way to rid the Loch of it's nemesis.
• Army is like extreme sports, except it's real.