A news story about Gary Coleman announced that he will be appearing on Divorce Court TV on May 1 and 2. Gary, who is now 40 years old, married a 22 year old actor named Shannon Price. They have only been married since August after meeting on a TV set in 2006.

I suspect that the Judge Lynn Toler may have a difficult time with Mr. Coleman. Here is what i think we'll find in the transcript:

Bailiff: "All rise. That includes you too, Mr. Coleman."
Coleman: I am standing, Mr. Bailiff

Later....

Judge: "And what is your response to this, Mr. Coleman."
Coleman: "The male is always the bad guy."
Judge: "By the way, Mr. Coleman, it is customary to stand up when addressing me."
Coleman: I am standing, YOUR honor.

Later....

Judge: "Mr. Coleman, do you explain things calmly?"
Coleman: "When I try to state my case or explain things to her or try to get her to understand my point of view, my point of view doesn't matter."
Judge: "Um, Mr. Coleman, haven't I told you before about standing up when you address the court?"
Coleman: YOUR HONOR, I AM STANDING UP!

Later...
Judge: "Mr. Coleman, is it true that you have no friends?"
Coleman: You're a liar, I don't know why I ever married you!
Judge: "Mr. Coleman, please address the court, not the other party. And I didn't tell you that you could sit down."
Coleman, banging head on witness stand: Your honor, I'm NOT sitting down! You're just here to stab me in the back and mistreat me!
Judge: Mr. Coleman, one more outburst like that and I will have you restrained by the bailiff!
Coleman, stomping on the floor: You're just there to profit off my celebrity. MEEEEEHHH!
Judge: Bailiff, please restrain Mr. Coleman.
Bailiff: Um, Your Honor, it doesn't seem fair, I was always told to only pick on people my own size, besides it looks like he is sitting down now.
Coleman, throwing a notebook, and jumping up and down: NO I'M NOT! I'm STANDING! MEEEEEHHHHH!
Judge, banging gavel on the podium: Mr. Coleman I'm charging you with contempt! BAILIFF!
Bailiff: Yes your honor....
Coleman, throwing things, and trying to kick everyone, but his legs are too short, screaming as he is hauled away