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How Sumo Wrestlers Gain Weight

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Added by Garnet Chaney, last edited by Garnet Chaney on Apr 04, 2010

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Want to know how to gain fat? Do it the sumo wrestler way!

First - Skip breakfast
After training, eat a huge meal, then take a nap.
After your evening workout, gorge yourself on MacDonald's then fall asleep

You can be strong as an ox, and you'll need an assistance to wash the back that your 400 lb weight won't allow you to reach!

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