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I kind man with an Indian accent so thick that I could not understand him, (no caller id), called to tell me that my telephone number had been qualified for free grocery coupons that I can use at any grocery store. I decided to be even more kind.
ME: What?
Him: You are qualified to receive grocery coupons that you can use at any grocery store.
ME: Free what kind of kind of coupons?
Him: Grocery coupons. You can use them at any kind of store.
ME: What about my friend? Can my friend use them.
Him: Anyone can use the coupons.
ME: Wow, that is incredible.
Him: Something about they will send the package of free grocery coupons to me to try for....
ME: Wow, that's really great. At any grocery store?
Him: Yes, you can use them at any grocery store.
I thought of going through a 10 minute routine, like Borat in the grocery store asking about the kinds of cheese, asking the names of every store I could think of, but then I decided to be even nicer than that.
ME: It is so kind of you to call. I want to give you a bonus, so please, have the coupons sent to you.
Him: You want your coupons sent to me?
ME: Yes, that is right, I want you to have them as a bonus. Please enjoy the coupons.
I then hung up.
10 seconds later he calls me back! He asks me,
Him: You want your coupons sent to my mailing address?
Me: Yes
Him: You need to pay a shipping and handling charge of $4.95....
Me: Well, I think you can afford to pay the shipping and handling to receive my coupons, just think of the huge savings you and your friends will be enjoying at any grocery store in your area.
He continued arguing with me and talking over me about the shipping and handling charge!
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