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Bill Maher on the Popes Funeral (Garnet's Wiki)
Bill Maher "When the pope died, Bush went over to Rome his funeral, and I have never seen him happier, he was like a kid.... He was very impressed by that funeral. I don't blame him... that was an impressive ...
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Does Obama plan to tax us for the collapse of the earth's magnetic field (Garnet's Wiki)
Forget the Clintons and their lapdog Swami GlobalWarmingUs Gore. Everyone prefers a warm beach to an ice age, and we all know that our SUVs are helping to prevent the next ice age. And if we don't get busy and use up the oil ...
Other labels: presidential, democrats, obama, politics, presidential-race, election
Favorite Links To The Onion (Garnet's Wiki)
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obamawincausesobsessive http://www.theonion.com/content/news/southernsheriffpullsoverobama http://www.theonion.com/content/video/appleintroducesrevolutionary A new favorite I just found: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39495 AKRON, OH—Area resident Helen Crandall ...
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George Carlin (Garnet's Wiki)
Some of the clean jokes of George Carlin, Peace Be Upon Him: Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? Have you ...
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Hey Boss, you want me to whack em? (Garnet R. Chaney)
Jonathan Nolen quotes from an article about the iPhone and the luxury of having Cingular service to go with it http://www.typepad.com/t/trackback/207959/7490599. being like an offer from a mob boss that you can't refuse... We used to call an ...
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How can Americans be so clueless about basic American geography (Garnet R. Chaney)
More on my blog post A breathtaking lack of knowledge of basic United States geography http://www.bobsgear.com/display/admin/2007/06/11/Abreathtakinglackofknowled geofbasicUnitedStatesgeography... Today a telemarketer called me from "Doctors Group", 7322426502, trying to schedule me for a Chiropractic screening. After having ...
Other labels: telemarketing, geography, telemarketers, phone
Humor (Garnet's Wiki)
Rule #5 about hearing protection !ruleno5hearingprotection.jpg! http://despair.com/mis24x30prin.html !mistakes.jpg! yagnoodle: News from my world.... any:humor TOTUS Teleprompter Of The United States was hacked
I'm sorry, I can't hear you... (Garnet R. Chaney)
New telemarket:Ideas about how to deal with telemarketers... See how loud you can get them to talk. You have to lead them on like you want their service, then have trouble hearing them and ask them to speak ...
Other labels: telemarketing, telemarketers, telephone, pranks, sales, phone
If this was the only thing I had to worry about (Garnet R. Chaney)
From a caller: As a kid, the neighborhood I lived in had power transformers on a lot of the power poles. Almost all of them had a small white light on them. Only the one in front of my house had a red light on it. This freaked my ...
Other labels: radio, funny, paranoid
Insults Tim Sykes could use in a debate with Wall Street (Stocks and Stock Trading)
Tim can't stand all the hype on wall street. I was trying to imagine what kind of things might fly back and forth if Tim had a chance to "cap on" with someone like Jim Cramer. Based on Tim's videos, here are my ...
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