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telemarketers, telemarketing, phone, sales, funny, computer, telephone, pranks, radio, paranoid, software, language, telemarket, prank, fun, virtualization, virtual, machines, mob, cellular, service, sprint, cingular, iphone, photos, geography, indian-language, slang, needful
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Keeping Out Only The Widest of Vehicles
(Garnet's Wiki)
keepingoutonlythewidestofvehicles.jpg width=500! Note: specifying the width as a percentage resulted in a really wide page. Use a set number of pixels instead
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photos
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Please do the needful - NOW
(Garnet's Wiki)
Just came across a "Please do the needful" message and found out that it is pretty funny to research on Google: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22Pleasedotheneedful%22 Maybe proverbs need to be rewritten in the new lingo... For example.... The Golden Rule Of The Needful ...
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funny, language, indian-language, slang, needful
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How can Americans be so clueless about basic American geography
(Garnet R. Chaney)
More on my blog post A breathtaking lack of knowledge of basic United States geography http://www.bobsgear.com/display/admin/2007/06/11/Abreathtakinglackofknowled geofbasicUnitedStatesgeography... Today a telemarketer called me from "Doctors Group", 7322426502, trying to schedule me for a Chiropractic screening. After having ...
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telemarketers, telemarketing, phone, geography
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Hey Boss, you want me to whack em?
(Garnet R. Chaney)
Jonathan Nolen quotes from an article about the iPhone and the luxury of having Cingular service to go with it http://www.typepad.com/t/trackback/207959/7490599. being like an offer from a mob boss that you can't refuse... We used to call an ...
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mob, cellular, service, sprint, cingular, iphone
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Ready for the enterprise...
(Garnet R. Chaney)
Overheard: I really don't like how ESX (machine virtualization software) itself needs an update then a you are using the HA stuff he was speaking of. Yeah, that having to turn off the VMs to update ESX thing is a bummer.... My ...
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computer, software, virtualization, virtual, machines
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I'm sorry, I can't hear you...
(Garnet R. Chaney)
New telemarket:Ideas about how to deal with telemarketers... See how loud you can get them to talk. You have to lead them on like you want their service, then have trouble hearing them and ask them to speak ...
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telemarketers, telemarketing, phone, sales, telephone, pranks
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Tips For Handling Telemarketers
(Telemarketers)
Three Little Words That Work !! (1)The three little words are: "Hold On, Please..." Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hangingup immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more timeconsuming ...
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telemarketers, telemarketing, phone, sales, telemarket, prank, fun
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If this was the only thing I had to worry about
(Garnet R. Chaney)
From a caller: As a kid, the neighborhood I lived in had power transformers on a lot of the power poles. Almost all of them had a small white light on them. Only the one in front of my house had a red light on it. This freaked my ...
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radio, paranoid, funny
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